Gnome City

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to do list

  1. make website
  2. skateboard
  3. animate
  4. trim toenails

check out the full edition of the lovely gardeners' conversation!

On Saturday, May 16, 2026, me and four of my sweet neighbours discussed the basics of gardening. Our conversation flowed as abundantly as our white wine, so I had to mourfully cut out around an hour of giggles and side tangents to fit within my one hour session on the radio. Here, you can listen to the whole thing, filled with off-course discussion of how Kate used human poo in her garden and how Elaine is the stink bug goddess.